Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? ...Is he seeing someone? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Have I put on weight at the wrong places? Is he upset with my nagging? WHY IS HE UPSET? Husband thinks :Why the hell did Dhoni gave the last over to Nehra?

when a girl tell her feelings in a public community like Facebook, (it get hits)!! when a boy tell his feelings in facebook or any other community, (it get hurts)!! after 5 mins, he thinks, “shit, why the fuck did i type these para’s when there’s no support for me out there”!! hehe!! ;-)

I consider myself a crayon… I might not be your favorite color, but one day your going to need me to complete your picture.

Mumbling the bits of songs you don’t know. then belting the chorus with all your heart ;)

People in my classroom just need to shut the hell up. One of them being the teacher.

facebook iz the best book for reading..:-)

fine, ignore me now… but when you need me, you can f*** right off :)

At night I can't sleep, In the morning I can't wake up.

'LOL' has turned into "I Have Nothing Else To Say But I Still Want To Talk To You" ♥

Dhondu JUST CHILL.

John Cena - WWE Universe

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods

I Hate Those Who Touch My Cell Without My Permission

May Almighty Bless Japan, Pray for JAPAN.

There are two types of cricketers.....1) SACHIN & 2) others

Lets count the number of commited people. :)

I have a girlfriend( or boyfriend) :) :D ;) .... i was better single :( :/ :@

LETS COUNT THE NUMBER OF SINGLE PEOPLE.

"Your phone's ringing." "Yeah, phones do that."

WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT! I Didnt Mean To Send That! Message Sent...Aw F@ck

Sometimes i dnt like ur statuses just because of fear of notifications. :)

I enjoy listening to someone lie when I already know the truth.

That one friend you always feel like punching in the face

God still loves me, even if I dont forward those text messages.

Must...resist...urge...to write...rude and sarcastic comment

I hate poeple who ruin my mood.

when your in a bad mood, everyone and everything pisses you off.

Girls find out everything. I advise you to not lie to them

The mini heart-attack you have when your foot misses a stair

Welcome to FB : for how long would you like to waste your time today ?

I'm not insulting you. I'm just describing you.

I dont "stalk" I "investigate"

When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor

One day.. facebook, youtube, myspace and friendster will come together as one. it will be called, fookyoumyfriend.

FACEBOOK is lyk jail, u sit around nd waste tym, write on walls, nd get poked by people u don’t know.... :D

Love will die if held too tightly, love will fly if held too lightly.

That moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant.

I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of face*ook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.

I know the truth. You can stop lying now.

i hate fighting with the one person i want to talk to most.

BEING MAD AT SOMEONE BUT STILL WANTING TO TALK TO THEM!

At the restaurant... do you want a table sir? no we will eat on the floor..

I am me. I am not willing to change for you, or anyone else. Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave because you think it will make a difference.

'I will NOT forget.... I will NOT forget....' 'So... did you bring it?' 'Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt.......

i didn't write a whole paragraph for you to say "lol"

Stages of a relationship = :) :D :P ;) ;P xD :| :/ :S :( :'(

'LOL' has turned into "I Have Nothing Else To Say But I Still Want To Talk To You" ♥

Dear boyfriend, Your girlfriend is cheating on you with me. I sleep with her every night. and I keep her warm, she never wants to leave me. Sincerely, Her bed.