It is not your aptitude, but your attitude, that determines your altitude

Behind evry gr8 status....there is ctrl+c & ctrl+v ;)

Most common secret of boys- C:/Program Files/New folder/New folder

EveRyThing Seems More Interesting When U Have Exam Tomorrow

Dear Mark Zuckerberg: I know u have made an excellent social networking platform but it would be a lot better if u could do something about the amount of spam that we are getting these days... Thanking You. Facebook Users.

“I Asked my heart:" Why cnt I sleep at night" ???.... My heart said :Cause u slept in afternoon..don't act like ur in love all the time..”

“I Wish I Had A Theme Song That Played Whenever I Did Something Awesome :)

A blonde was withdrawing money from the ATM machine. The blonde behind her: HAHA I saw your pin number, it's four stars! First blonde (the one withdrawing the money): HAHA you're wrong, it's 1566!

I am jealous of the people you ever hugged....... because for a moment they held my world.

Sex is no accident ;)

Change your words to change your life.

For ,God's Sake ---Plzz dnt Click on Spams U stupid.

Like it If You are also sick of Facebook Questions.

When I was your age, I lost my tooth. Not my virginty

Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.

I support Anna Hazare.

I Bleed BLUE.

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Ab INDIA pakka wrld-cup jitegi ,101 % sure , ab INDIA ko koi nhi hara sakta ..!! . HOW ? . Coz .... virend(R)a, tendulk(A)r, yuvra(J), gaut(A)m, patha(N), dhon(I), virat (K)ohli, harbh(A)jan, z.kha(N), srisan(T)h, as(H)win, . Jis team mei RAJANIKANTH chupa ho wo kaise harr sakti h ... ?? ;)

Inbox (1) makes me happy... Notifications (1000000) does not.

Best advice in two lines: "Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations"

Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? ...Is he seeing someone? Don't I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Have I put on weight at the wrong places? Is he upset with my nagging? WHY IS HE UPSET? Husband thinks :Why the hell did Dhoni gave the last over to Nehra?

when a girl tell her feelings in a public community like Facebook, (it get hits)!! when a boy tell his feelings in facebook or any other community, (it get hurts)!! after 5 mins, he thinks, “shit, why the fuck did i type these para’s when there’s no support for me out there”!! hehe!! ;-)

I consider myself a crayon… I might not be your favorite color, but one day your going to need me to complete your picture.

Mumbling the bits of songs you don’t know. then belting the chorus with all your heart ;)

People in my classroom just need to shut the hell up. One of them being the teacher.

facebook iz the best book for reading..:-)

fine, ignore me now… but when you need me, you can f*** right off :)

At night I can't sleep, In the morning I can't wake up.

'LOL' has turned into "I Have Nothing Else To Say But I Still Want To Talk To You" ♥

Dhondu JUST CHILL.

John Cena - WWE Universe

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods

I Hate Those Who Touch My Cell Without My Permission

May Almighty Bless Japan, Pray for JAPAN.

There are two types of cricketers.....1) SACHIN & 2) others

Lets count the number of commited people. :)

I have a girlfriend( or boyfriend) :) :D ;) .... i was better single :( :/ :@

LETS COUNT THE NUMBER OF SINGLE PEOPLE.

"Your phone's ringing." "Yeah, phones do that."

WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT! I Didnt Mean To Send That! Message Sent...Aw F@ck

Sometimes i dnt like ur statuses just because of fear of notifications. :)

I enjoy listening to someone lie when I already know the truth.

That one friend you always feel like punching in the face

God still loves me, even if I dont forward those text messages.

Must...resist...urge...to write...rude and sarcastic comment

I hate poeple who ruin my mood.

when your in a bad mood, everyone and everything pisses you off.

Girls find out everything. I advise you to not lie to them

The mini heart-attack you have when your foot misses a stair

Welcome to FB : for how long would you like to waste your time today ?

I'm not insulting you. I'm just describing you.

I dont "stalk" I "investigate"